Jim and Bob:  A conversation of an Atheist and an Agnostic.
Jim
God damnit, I hate those mother fucking Jesus Freaks.
Bob
Why do you hate Christians so much?
Jim
It's not that I hate them, I just hate being confronted by all those fucking people who think it's their duty to preach to me.
Bob
They're just spreading the word of their faith
Jim
More like blind faith.  I don't give a shit what people believe.  Believe in whatever the fuck you want to believe.  Just don't shove that shit down my throat.  Coz I'm gonna puke it back at them.
Bob
I know, I know, but you have to understand that these people want to share god with the world.
Jim
YeahŠ GodŠ "The perversion of mankind"
Bob
What?
Jim
C'mon, you still believe in a God?
Bob
I don't believe in organized religion, but I do believe in a higher being.  I mean we had to be created from something.
Jim
So you're pretty much an agnostic.
Bob
Pretty muchŠ and you're an atheistŠ
Jim
Of course.  I went to fucking Catholic school, and what I learned is that God is just a paternal figure and ask to suffice their selfish greed.  All the prayers are to beg for mercy and fortune.  And if you believeŠ just believe that much, it will happenŠ  Big load of shit.
Bob
Well it's more to it than thatŠ  These people believe they are born sinners, and they need god's way to help them get to heaven.
Jim
Ha ha ha.. The meaning to live, is to die and be in a fictitious place.  I called God a perversion of mankind, because man has created the figure of god.  They gave him a human form after calling him the father.  Why did all these people believe in a superior being? Because everyone has parents.  They ask where we come from, so there must be a creator.  You know people used to believe that the earth was the center of the universe, and Christians were the ones that persecuted a scientist who said otherwise.
Bob
Where do you think you came from then?
Jim
NatureŠ  I am bonded full of molecules and energy that exists with the earth.
Bob
Shut the fuck up, you know what I meanŠ How do we exist?
Jim
I actually wondered that before.  Then I thought, what if we really don't exist.  We are just a creation of someone's thoughts, and therefore we exist.  Then I thought, maybe the mind is actually god.  But I realized that God is in our minds, because we cannot believe without consciousness.
Bob
You're smoking too much weedŠ
Jim
NoŠ hear me out for a secondŠ  God can only exist, because it's an abstract thought.  And therefore, god does not exist, because our existence is a documentation of conscious memory.  The problem is that we can't trust our memory, because humans filter out so much information to make sense of what is going on.  But everyone has a different interpretation to truth.   So existence is a flaw in itself.
Bob
That doesn't make senseŠ how is existence a documentation?
Jim
It's like that old clichÈ, "If a tree fell in the forest, andŠ"
Bob
"and no-one was there to hear itŠ"
Jim
Does it make a sound?  Like I said, our minds filter out a lot of information to make sense of what is going on.  What we are doing now has already happened, because we had to process this in our minds to make sense of it.  However short the delay is, it still happened already.
Bob
OkŠ so how does prove that god does not exist?
Jim
Simple, God exists because you were told that God exists.  No matter where it was or how long ago, someone told you that God exists.  The idea of god had became since someone believed in the impossible.  Once you convince others that God exists, then it spreads over time.  It becomes a collective thought, which then becomes a truth.

Let me ask you this, how did you get the idea of God in you?
Bob
HmmmŠ I guess a lot of people told me.
Jim
You remember taking those psychology or philosophy classes?  If A is true, and B is true, then C must be true; but if either one is false, then C is always false.  Same kinda thing; if God didn't exist to begin with, everyone's faith in it is wrong.  Let me remind you of the Greeks who believed in many gods.  It was until later Greeks switched it to just one.
Bob
But that was a really long time ago, when it was about myths.
Jim
Well, the beginning of Christianity was a long time ago tooŠ Don't tell me people weren't stupid back then either.
Bob
Well I already told you, I don't believe in organized religion, but I do believe in a God.  By the way, you just preached to me the same way as those Jesus Freaks, but with your belief.
Jim
I don't have a belief, just an opinion.  But how did you feel about it?
Bob
Honestly?  Pointless.
Jim
ExactlyŠ  Now you know how I feel.